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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Hold Me While I'm Naked (1966)


Star Rating: 2
Length of Film: Not even 15 minutes WOOT!
Director: George Kuchar
Cast:  Donna Kerness, George Kuchar, Andrewa Lunin, Hope Morris, & Steve Packard

This movie is a short film, clocking in at 14 minutes and 23 seconds.




It is a film about a pornography director. Its time is split filming the porno, and then behind the scenes filming the director. It's definately artsy. I really don't undestand why the director who stars in the film, is rolling around in the film reels, or why we need to see him taking a piss. The main couple in the porno, are having a shower scene, she's obviously wearing a wig, because it's sliding off her head, and she's randomly holding a pearl necklace. The hand that she's holding up, is holding the pearl necklace.


See the necklace? So random!

The movie direction of this film is ADD.  We see the couple making out in the shower and then it flashes to the director peeing. Flashes back to the hot couple, then to the director twirling underneath the shower head, wearing a plastic like toga. In the shower, we hear someone knocking on the door, it's George's mother. She tells him dinner is ready, he sits down, looks at his food and says, "there's a lot of things in life worth living for. Isn't there?" The movie ends.

I'm not sure if this is a fictional story, where George imagines that he was a director, or if this is a true, autobiography. Watch it for yourself. I found the short on youtube. Here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akMfsF7FGkM



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